Richard Cooper, 22. I used to be a geordie. Adopted Bedfordian.
In a few years I'll be managing all your disasters, but for now I'm just managing my own.

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thesnowmaid:

weirdteenblogger:

i feel so uncomfortable 

what the fuck is this

I wore these trousers for the first time today and they make it look as though I actually put work into how my bum looks.

playbunny:

that awesome feeling when you know that despite not talking to a friend everyday or even after a very long time that you’re both still cool

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safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

canaba:

Society towards bisexuals

facts-i-just-made-up:

whale-summoner:

Behind the scenes of a pipe organ. Although most people, if they think about it at all, assume that the keys are linked directly to the pipes, and that pressing a key lets compressed air flow from a reservoir, through the appropriate pipe in order to sound the note, this is simply not the case. The keys actually send messages to the person sat behind the pipes (in this case, Mary Jones, 24, of Oklahoma), telling her which pipes to blow through. The compressed air actually runs the system of pneumatic tubes which deliver the messages to Mary. The official job title associated with the position is Organ Operator, although the keyboard players used to refer to it as “The Blow Job”. It was agreed by most organ keyboardists that Barry Chuffworth (1914-1989) gave the best Blow Jobs. However, so little is known about music these days that I’d you ask any five schoolboys who gives the best Blow Jobs, they will likely all agree that it’s your mum.

I am so ashamed I didn’t write this.

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

qirlunderyou:

THE OTHER WOMAN REALNESS

This is power.

yeevil:

probably not that